Keeping It Real on Twitter
- mfaria16
- Dec 2, 2022
- 4 min read
Have you ever wanted to get to know more about Hozier as a person? What a better way then to look back at some of his tweets where he kept it real. I did a deep dive through his twitter account so you don’t have to. Here are 23 times, in no particular order, Hozier kept it real and made a
I of course have to start with this one. This is like when worlds collide. For all my Harry Styles fans out there, it seems like Hozier also has indulged in a little bit of watermelon sugar himself. Do we think he has been to Harry’s House as well? I would like to believe he has, but for now it remains a mystery.
A Christmas album??? From Hozier??? I need it immediately. Maybe we will get the Christmas album AND “Unreal, Unearth” at the same time! (Probably not but a girl can always dream)
While I know you can’t fully see the gif, it is indeed a gif of Homer Simpson sinking into pizza. Where did he find it? What did he have to search up to gain this gif? But look at him, keeping up with the popular memes.
Like a tomb? This tweet was in 2019, so he really took this one to heart. Stayed, as he put it “encased within” a rock for two years, hunkered down and wrote his music. Now we sit and wait for it to be released as he slowly unthaws from his rock…
He’s just like us. I know the struggle of starting an assignment and making sure to get it done both in time and done well.
Something about 11/23/19. The people were asking the necessary questions and he was giving us the proper answers. Do we think he’s seen Paddington yet?
I am not totally sure this answers the question. What was the dream that gave us “In the Woods Somewhere”? He instead chose to give us this dream of him fighting a horse to save some children. An interesting dream but not the one we were looking for.
He knows his vibe. His aesthetic. An abandoned hotel at dawn? It was the perfect spot and he knew it, no denial or hate about it. That’s why we love him, he stays true to his brand.
Behold my spiritual king. Where did he find this picture? Did he just have this saved in his photos, waiting for the right time to use it? I am dying to know what this was in response to. Unfortunately the other tweet was deleted so the world may never know.
Well first, the meme this fan tweeted is hilarious. Is that from Max and Ruby? I’m going to go dig for it. Second, Hozier not knowing how to work social media and having all the memes is very on par. Someone on his team should help him figure that out.
In response to the meme question however, another fan offered up this lovely picture, to which Hozier agreed he liked. Our dog lover has been known to play with some puppies and have interactions with the DogRates page on Twitter, so this makes sense.
Not a tweet he put out himself, but some fan hit the nail on the head with this tweet. He felt it was so appropriate, he retweeted it. Now I need a confirmation picture of him in a nightgown.
Another tweet he did not write himself, but instead one he liked. Again, very on brand, even he agreed with it.
He just gets it. The Sims is to be played for chaos and chaos only. Throw those sims in a maze they can never get out of, put them in a house and get rid of the door, get them in the pool and delete the ladder. Just pure chaos.
If he confirms this theory of Hozey, Hozier, and Hoziest than is it just him at different points of his life? Or is it three separate people? I’d like to imagine it’s how he identifies himself on different days. When he is at his prime vs when he is not feeling his best.
Look at Berlin getting the shoutout. Those are indeed some strong names, and I love them. Very interesting and unique, quite like the name Hozier. There’s only one Hozier and that’s how I like it.
Again, keeping it so real. Hangover food just hits different, and I’m glad he recognizes that. Celebrities are just like us.
Love Island! He watches Love Island! It is just such good reality tv, there is such drama and there are literally so many episodes, it’s perfect. And he is not wrong, it is very much like putting spiders in a jar and shaking it to see what happens. But that is just what makes it. SO. DAMN. GOOD.
First off, who sets more than 50 alarms. There is no way he needs that many. He could easily just reset some old ones he has but doesn’t use anymore. Secondly, why does him saying “Perilous mistake” make it seem like he is going to put a curse on all of us. The curse of the phone alarm.
Now this here, this is just a good joke. A very on brand dad joke. 10/10 going to steal it for later
There is such a big difference between Hozier and Flo Milli. I can honestly say I was not expecting to see her name pop up surround Hozier. Just like with Harry, it’s like when world collide. Does Flo have a song about Hozier? Is that how this screenshot came around? If so, I think I might go take a listen!
As someone who knows very little about Animal Crossing, this one made me giggle. A good way to try and keep up with the trends of quarantine! He is such a story teller because what made him come up with this? Lockdown must have gotten the better of him, lots of time to think. He was in a silly goofy mood.
No offense to all my android users, but this is literally how all your pictures turn out. It is even funnier to me to imagine him posting this picture and sit and wait for the responses to roll in. He is one for the joke, and I love a good laugh.
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